What if the Bills really did sign Michael Vick?
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Deep down, we really don’t expect it to happen….but what if the Bills actually did sign Michael Vick. Forget the impact ON the field….we’re more interested in what might happen away from the game.
Mayor Brown would give him the key to the city animal shelter
After a Bills touchdown, they’d play “who let the dogs out” instead of “shout”
Trent Edwards would stomp his feet and cry
Marshawn Lynch would offer to pick him up at the airport
Donte Whitner would ask him for help with guard dogs
Ralph Wilson would get confused and think he signed Michael J. Fox
Russ Brandon would deny that it was a marketing move, then immediately announce the sale of a new line of stuffed animals with Michael Vick jerseys
Dick Jauron would show his happy face
Fans would threaten to cancel their season tickets, then the Bills would sell out every game
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give vick a break bills could use him I say get Vick... What could it hurt? these jokes are hilarious and original. "guard dogs?" ridonkulous! ridonkulous? I've never been so proud!
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If Vick has a bad game, does the coach say he is in the "doghouse?"