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"And after the game, Daddy passed out in the snow"

story posted Jan 04, 2010 3:23 PM || 4 comments || 221 views || flag Flag

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A drunk fan, a snowbank, and a hell of a story

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So you’ve got your everyday, run-of-the-mill Bills fans….the ones who go to games, tailgate, and get a little rowdy.  Then you’ve got your all-star Bills fans…the ones who get somewhat blitzed while tailgating and do things like take their shirts off when it’s 20 degrees to show the world their red & blue chest paint.  But every once in a while, you get a hall of famer.

One such fan attended yesterday’s game against the Colts.  He got drunk and passed out.  In a snowbank.  WITH HIS CHILDREN STANDING AROUND HIM CRYING.

He’s charged with three counts of endangering the welfare of a child.  One count for each of the three children who were traumatized by the fact that they were standing in the freezing cold, not sure how the hell they were going to get home (or even warm up for that matter).

By the way, only two of the kids were his.  The third is the child of someone who foolishly trusted this moron to get the kid home safely.  Do you think this might put a strain on that friendship?

It gets better….the guy is from Olean….not exactly around the corner from the stadium….so when the cops called the kids’ mothers to come and get them, it took a while.

By the way, our father of the year candidate was treated at an emergency medical station at the stadium.  We can only hope that he suffered frostbite in places you never want to think about gangrene.

We should congratulate him, because we now have a new favorite drunk sports fan...beating out those Canadian hockey dads who got into that bar brawl on Grand Island.

 
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ifyousayso
5 Jan 2010 2:22 AM

  • WNYorker, ifyousay so, or whatever you call yourself these days. I can't seem to find your name or photo on your site. Everyone here seems to be proud of what they are doing, and hence their names and faces are out there for the world to see. All you do is criticize everyone else while you hide behind the scenes. Even on your own website your name and face are nowhere to be found. Instead of insulting and making fun of others, using their images and names to poke fun at, how about having the balls to stand by your words and actions? Don't be such a coward, let us all know see who you are!

     

    Coach
    5 Jan 2010 4:58 PM

  • Coach, fortunately the "brains" behind wnyorker isn't that smart. Between his arrogance and a fatal flaw, I definitely figured out who he is. First, he posted his first name on the facebook "interview" he had with Kristen on wnyorker. Second, of course he became a "fan" of his own website. Simple enough.

     

    devo812
    6 Jan 2010 2:23 PM

It was a good game, and further adds to my theory that men CANNOT babysit. It's totally against mother nature.

 

terry2shot
5 Jan 2010 2:23 PM
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